My e-mail to Jade today:
I know you are busy but I have had your clothes sitting in a bag here for a while. So, by law, I have to give you 30 days notice to come pick up your stuff. Today is November 20, 2009, if you do not pick up your stuff by December 20, 2009, I will be taking it to Goodwill.
Please let me know when you plan on coming by so I can leave it outside.
Jade, the gift that keeps on giving.