My e-mail to Jade today:
Dear Jade:
I know you are busy but I have had your clothes sitting in a bag here for a while. So, by law, I have to give you 30 days notice to come pick up your stuff. Today is November 20, 2009, if you do not pick up your stuff by December 20, 2009, I will be taking it to Goodwill.
Please let me know when you plan on coming by so I can leave it outside.
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Jade, the gift that keeps on giving.
I love it...look at you...you even did 30 days from today..better than me. I'd be like "I've had it for you for since November 1, 2009...you have until Dec. 1, 2009..that's right ONE WEEK before I set them on fire." :)
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